Shopping is wonderful. I go to NewPlaces. I bond with my humans. I get new toys. Or food. Or other wonderful NewStuff. Usually when we go shopping, MommyHuman carries me outside. Then I walk to the car. Then DaddyHuman drives us to a ShoppingPlace while I sit on MommyHuman’s arm and look out the CarWindow. Then we get to a ShoppingPlace and I walk my humans inside and they follow me around while I sniff everything and make sure that the whole place smells of me.
If there is another animal then one of my humans will pick me up so I do not get eaten. Because usually they are dogs. BigDogs. And BigDogs eat LittleCats. Like me. The best part is when I find the ScratchyPost area and climb all over them. Until I find the most comfortable one. Then I lay in it while my humans bring me toys so I can tell them which ones I want.
Not that they always buy me anything. Sometimes we just go and browse. Or they get me food. Or litter. Or a NewCollar. I need a NewCollar I think. Maybe we will go shopping soon. Then I stay in the comfortable ScratchyPost until a human picks me up and takes me to look at the Birdies. They are scared of me. As they should be. Because I would eat them. If I could figure out how to get through their feathers.