Once upon a time, I had a chair. It was a comfortable chair. It sat next to the door. And I sat in it. And I lay in it. And I slept in it. All day. As I waited for my humans to come home to me. And once they were home I would sit in it too. And I would watch them. And they would watch me. And sometimes they would play with me. And it made me very happy. Then, I decided to claim it as only mine. That way, my humans would not sit in it. Because sometimes they would. And that made me unhappy. But when I did that, they took it away. And that made me sad. I never saw my chair again after that. And I miss my chair very much.